Jean & Mike Do The New York Times Crossword

Monday, March 2, 2026 - Mmm, pass me another slice of that ol' tres LECHES cake 😋

MP Season 15 Episode 80

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This was a very pleasing debut crossword by Leslie Benson, who provides, on xwordinfo.com, an amusing description of this puzzle's construction — some of which apparently took place while she was in a "fuzzy hypnagogic state". 

Fuzzy or not, the crossword itself was a smooth solve, and an enjoyable one. Check out the podcast for all the deets.

In addition to the podcast, in honor of Monday we have selected our JAMCOTWA™️ (Jean & Mike Crossword Of The Week Award), and we are going to go out on a limb here and state, with 100% certainty, that you will either agree with our choice ... or not🙄. 

Show note imagery: Behold, a tres LECHES cake so scrumptious that you can put on pounds just looking at it 😀 

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SPEAKER_00

Welcome to Gene and Mike to the New York Times crossword. Hi, I'm Gene. And I'm Mike. And today we are doing the crossword for Monday, March 2nd, 2026. So, what did you think of this crossword?

SPEAKER_02

Well, I liked it.

SPEAKER_00

Good.

SPEAKER_02

But I have a funny story to tell about it.

SPEAKER_00

Ooh, do tell.

SPEAKER_02

Because I was right in the middle of doing it, and I had got about two-thirds of it done. And I accidentally hit something on my keyboard and it like disappeared. And so I I like the keyboard or the puzzle?

SPEAKER_00

The puzzle. Just wanted to make sure. Okay.

SPEAKER_02

So I like called it up again. And when I did, none of it had been done.

SPEAKER_00

Oh.

SPEAKER_02

None of it had been done. It had totally lost all of my answers. Oh no. So So you were starting from scratch. So I was starting from scratch, but I'd already done two-thirds of it. So I just did them as fast as I could. And when I finished, I had finished in four minutes, exactly. Wow. So I'm like, whoa, that's pretty good.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, there's nothing like already having solved the puzzle to speed up your solving them.

SPEAKER_02

But anyway, so so then I opened the puzzle today to take a look at it. And it was like, wait a minute, you did something wrong here. And it gave me a score of 539.

SPEAKER_01

Really?

SPEAKER_02

Yes. So it must have figured out that, you know, what time I had before it disappeared. And then after I did it again, you know, what what was already there and what it how long it took to fill out the rest of it. 539.

SPEAKER_00

I I'm just envisioning uh a meeting at the New York Times Crosswords headquarters. This woman, Jean, who does this podcast. I'm not sure if that's how he sounds or not.

SPEAKER_02

I don't think so.

SPEAKER_00

I envision him as having a British accent.

SPEAKER_02

So but I've never had it all disappear. You know, sometimes I've had it. I thought you have had that happen before. Uh-uh. No. No, you've never like No. Uh you know, it'll sometimes some of it will disappear. Like, you know, the last few things you fill out. But this, the whole thing was gone. So that was a first. But um but anyway, it wouldn't give me four-minute time.

SPEAKER_00

I I think you should drop a note to the uh to the support folks.

SPEAKER_02

No, no, it's all right, it's fair. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

It's a very, very good time.

SPEAKER_02

Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_00

So although you read these people, you know, on the on the weekend, the people who do like the Friday, Saturday, and Sunday, and especially like they'll be like, yeah, I did the Saturday crossword in two minutes and 52 seconds. I'm like, so sometimes I like to do the Monday crossword and pretend it's a Saturday. It's like, whoa, I did the Saturday in eight minutes. Okay, it was the Monday. Whatever it happens to be.

SPEAKER_02

Right.

SPEAKER_00

That's how I I in fact I think many of those people are reporting their Monday times and just claiming they're Saturday.

SPEAKER_02

That's that could be, but you have to think they're honest. So but yeah, I know they do say they do it in very, very rapid time. That's right. Compared to me. You can't even write that fast. Uh-huh. You know, I have the rule kind of like if it takes me more than an hour, I'm not gonna I'm not gonna finish it. You know, I'm not gonna do the rest of it. I'll just look it up.

SPEAKER_00

But uh I have that same rule, except in my case it's eight hours. Oh, it's if it takes me more than eight hours to do a crossword, it's time to hang it up.

SPEAKER_02

Uh-huh. Now now Sunday's kind of an exception because that it always takes longer, but but you know, like during the week, I I don't really like to spend more than an hour on the crossword puzzle.

SPEAKER_00

No, I'm I'm eight hours every day of the week. That's my maximum.

SPEAKER_02

Uh-huh. But uh, but you know, lately I've been able to get them done in less than an hour. Even even Fridays and Saturdays. So so I feel pretty good about that. The more you do, the better you get.

SPEAKER_00

Yes. Or as some of the people in WordPlay would say, the crosswords are just getting too easy.

SPEAKER_02

Oh, really?

SPEAKER_00

Yes, I know. It's just like as soon as you do well, you go there and they'll just be like, well, it wasn't you. It was the crosswords. Thanks very much.

SPEAKER_02

Okay, well, either way, I'm doing them in less than an hour. So that's great.

SPEAKER_00

Well, I think there's so many, you know, uh words show up of you know, uh repeatedly, like for instance, we had 34 down here, Indian flatbread, roti. Right. I mean, you probably know that. If you didn't know that already, you now know it like it it's at the tip of your definitely.

SPEAKER_02

Yes, yes, that's very true.

SPEAKER_00

And so I I think that definitely helps. But as you go towards the to the end of the week, you know, I mean the clues become so intense, and they do throw in lots of stuff that you haven't seen before.

SPEAKER_02

That's yes. Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_00

But there are only so many ways you can combine words. Uh-huh. Unfortunately, there are many, many, many ways.

SPEAKER_02

That's right. We also had a rerun with 29 down. Uh uh Obsessor over the precious in Tokyan War. Tolkien. Tolkien War, yes. Uh-huh. Smeagol.

SPEAKER_00

Yes. That was when was Smeagol in? Was it yesterday?

SPEAKER_02

I believe it was yesterday. Wow. Or maybe Saturday.

SPEAKER_00

Smeagol's making a comeback. Yeah. I wonder when Gandalf's gonna make wait, they did have Gandalf. Didn't they have like Gandalf versus down at Hagrid full beard? All right. I predict tomorrow, Bilbo or Frodo. Or maybe Samwise Ganges. That's right. Let's see. There was a theme. I can tell there was a theme because of all the gray squares. That is true.

SPEAKER_02

We had a theme with four themed clues, and they each had grayed squares at the beginning of the answer. Uh, and then we had a revealer right in the middle. Uh the answers to the themed clues were four shadow, strike gold, action plan, and timber wolf. And see they don't seem to have anything in common, but the the parts that were grade were the for, strike, action, and timber. And the revealer clue was acknowledging, acknowledge during a broadcast essay, and a hint to the shaded squares, and that was give a shout out. So all of those grade words are things you shout. For, strike, action, and timber. So that's very clever.

SPEAKER_00

So I for from golf, timber from when you're cutting down trees. Right.

SPEAKER_02

Action on a movie set, movie set, and strike in a in a baseball game. Oh, yeah, okay.

SPEAKER_00

Yes.

SPEAKER_02

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_00

That was good? Yes. It was by Leslie Benson and it was a debut.

SPEAKER_02

Oh, really? Yeah. Well, very good, Leslie.

SPEAKER_00

Yes, indeed. And there were lots of other great clues in the grid. We had Tenacross, that was Happy as a Blank. And I debated between Lark and Clam. Oh, uh-huh. I I wanted it to be Lark, but it turned out it was clam.

SPEAKER_02

It was clam. I had something else. Happy as a oh, I can't remember. Crossword sulfur? Uh-huh. Podcaster? Um, no, but um my daughter was looking over the shoulder, my shoulder, and she said, it's clam. I said, no, I think it's happy as a or happy as I can't remember what I thought it was gonna be. A pig and a poke? No, no, but uh anyway, it it did turn out to be clam.

SPEAKER_00

Right. Because if it had been, for example, Lark, then 10 down, Daniel Blank 007 portrayer would have been LaReg as opposed to Craig. That is correct, yes. We had 13 down, bikes with small engines, mopeds. Yep. And I thought, boy, I don't really hear much about mopeds anymore.

SPEAKER_02

You know, when we lived in Missouri, we lived in a very small town.

SPEAKER_00

You lived in Missouri?

SPEAKER_02

We did a long time ago. Oh, yes. Um, and it seemed like there were lots of mopeds, but it was a small town, and so you know, not a lot of traffic. So I think a lot of bus service. I think, yeah, no bus service. I think a lot of teens and a lot of the university students had mopeds. But yeah, around here you don't see them at all.

SPEAKER_00

No, it's this is Wisconsin.

SPEAKER_02

They cross-country ski everywhere.

SPEAKER_00

They drive their mopeds around their F-150s. And if anyone from Wisconsin was really offended by that, you're not really from Wisconsin. Because the Wisconsinites are all rolling in the aisles here. Uh let's see here. We had 34 across, which was there's not there's no such thing as bad blank publicity, and the answer was as bad. So there's bad. There's no such thing as bad publicity. I don't think that's true. I think many of the people in the Epstein files would think, you know, I really didn't need this publicity.

SPEAKER_02

That's true.

SPEAKER_00

So it's not a done deal. But most of the time.

SPEAKER_02

Most of the time.

SPEAKER_00

Um we had 35-down sci-fi series with a ton lord traveling in a TARDIS, Doctor Who. Doctor Who. I just one day I hope to get back into that series. Sort of lost me in recent years.

SPEAKER_02

It's it was a fun show to watch.

SPEAKER_00

Yes.

SPEAKER_02

And I'm sure it still is.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, well, I think that we should just bring back David Tennett. Uh 41 Across Trey Blank Cake was Leche.

SPEAKER_02

Yes. Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_00

Which is I think it's Leche. Leche?

SPEAKER_02

I think.

SPEAKER_00

It looks vaguely French, maybe, although there could be Spanish or it could be some entirely different um alphabet-based language. So we had 44 down. I found this very mysterious. Sharper, acuter.

SPEAKER_02

Which one is that? 44 down. Oh, yes. Uh-huh. Acuter. Acuter. Acuter, yes. More acute.

SPEAKER_00

I acuter. I've certainly heard of more acute, but I've never heard of acuter. I think they invented that for the purposes of this crossword. Could be. I think what happens is they they they they get to a certain point where they're stuck. They head over to Wikipedia and add it as an entry.

SPEAKER_02

Is this a word?

SPEAKER_00

No, no, they it is a word. They they change history then. No. I I am certain that um Leslie Benson would not do that. And the editors wouldn't allow it either. That's right. Uh I liked 48 Across. That was the uh sequence of steps to accomplish a goal, action plan. I just like the phrase, action plan.

SPEAKER_02

Action plan.

SPEAKER_00

I have an action plan. I don't actually act on any of my action plans.

SPEAKER_02

Have you ever been on a committee or in a group that has had an action plan?

SPEAKER_00

No.

SPEAKER_02

They are no fun to write. Really?

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No.

SPEAKER_02

No. We need an action plan. Okay. Okay, what do we put on it? Uh duh.

SPEAKER_00

We'll just do stuff until we'll do stuff until we get it done.

SPEAKER_02

Yes.

SPEAKER_00

And then that the clue for um timber wolf, wild canid of the Great Lakes region. I like the word canid.

SPEAKER_02

Yes. Yes. And that's us in Northeast Wisconsin.

SPEAKER_00

Do we have a lot of timber wolves around here?

SPEAKER_02

We do have wolves. I've heard people say they've they've seen them. Like, you know, in their backyards.

SPEAKER_00

Hope they don't try and attack all the deer that are.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, I know.

SPEAKER_00

They better watch it. Those deers are friends. I I'm also hoping for the word cryptid to make a reappearance.

SPEAKER_02

Oh.

SPEAKER_00

We haven't seen that in a while, but I'm ready for it. The minute they mention cryptid.

SPEAKER_02

We've seen it in the clues, but we haven't actually seen it as an answer.

SPEAKER_00

Ever? Cryptid?

SPEAKER_02

Oh, yeah, but not lately. Right. Lately, yeah. But in the clues. Yes. We've seen that.

SPEAKER_00

Like yeti or maybe leckness, something like that.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, usually for Yeti.

SPEAKER_00

Uh Sissi Sisacross was there for. I went for thus. Oh, uh-huh. And then eventually got around to the correct answer of Urgo. Urgo, yes. All right. I think that is it for the crossword. Okay. But it is Monday.

SPEAKER_02

Yes.

SPEAKER_00

Which means it's time for Jam Cotwa. The Gene and Mike Crossword of the Week Award. Yes. Where we delve into the archives. Actually, we go back for the previous week and pick out what we deem to be the very best crossword. And this week we picked Wednesday. Wednesday.

SPEAKER_02

Although it was a tough choice because we had so many good puzzles this week. I really enjoyed all of them.

SPEAKER_00

Yep, I agree. The quality was very high this time.

SPEAKER_02

Right, right. But those break dancers just, I don't know, that was just so clever and something so different that I I just thought that could be our jam contra this week.

SPEAKER_00

I agree. Mm-hmm. Yep.

SPEAKER_02

Yes. And um, and that uh the that puzzle, uh the theme was was breakdancing. And there were actually three little um brick dancers that represented various um letters. Letters, uh-huh, in the in the grid. And that you actually use them for the down clues. Yes. So so anyway, it was just um just just delightful. It wasn't a difficult puzzle, but uh and and once you figured out what they were doing with those little little uh figures, um, it was a fun solve. Yeah. So so yes, we had um grade squares that if you answered the puzzle correctly, they spelled out different kinds of dances like disco, tango, and ballet. But within each of them was a little um silhouette of a break dancer. And so they were break dancing, break breaking up the dance uh word that was in within the uh the answer there. So in disco it was between the I and the S, uh in tango between the T and the A, and in ballet between the E and last T there. So, but uh just very clever. And it was by Brad Lively. Yes. So very good, Brad.

SPEAKER_00

Congrats. Yes, indeed. And if you feel so inclined, Mr. Lively, drop us a line, crossword podcast at iCloud.com. Include a shipping address and a shirt size, and we'll have some lovely Northeast Wisconsin swag as well as a t-shirt, as well as a signed jam cotton certificate winging its way towards you in no time at all. That's right. That is it for today. Okay. Thanks everyone for listening. Drop us a line, crossword podcast at iCloud.com. Let us know how you did on this crossword. Let us know what you think of this podcast. And we will see all of you again tomorrow.

SPEAKER_02

Bye bye.